M.C Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris CAN touch this.

The boogey man checks his closet for Chuck Norris before he goes to bed.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, to bad he never cries.

Chuck Norris slams revolving doors.

The Bermuda triangle used the be the Bermuda square, until Chuck Norris round house kicked a corner off of it.

There is no theory of evolution, there is only a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in three turns.

Bill Gates is always in fear of the day Chuck Norris' computer crashes.

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird, he also kills ALL birds with half a stone.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin, that horse became the first giraffe.