M.C Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris CAN touch this.

The boogey man checks his closet for Chuck Norris before he goes to bed.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, to bad he never cries.

Chuck Norris slams revolving doors.

The Bermuda triangle used the be the Bermuda square, until Chuck Norris round house kicked a corner off of it.

There is no theory of evolution, there is only a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.